oh my god ice cream to marry ice cream WHAt the fuck
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
Cannot wait till sunday
if you scream bloody mary in your mirror at 3am
your mum’s going to wake up and tell you to shut the fuck up
I’m loving the fuck out of the 6 days in a row I’ve been with “…”
Tru.
- Tumblr user: The sky is blue.
- Anonymous ask: How fucking dare you, it doesn't matter what color the sky is. The sky and the land are equal, you big racist. Do you even know how the sky feels about being called that? I find this so hugely offensive that you would just say that. Everyone is equal, it doesn't matter if the sky is gay. Gay sky rights are beautiful, asshole. Your blog sucks, you are fat and the sky is NOT blue, bitch.
- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
i wonder how many of tyra bank’s sexual partners has made the joke “you wanna be on top?” while having sex with her
